The Apple Governor of Nuukke is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Michael Mattisson with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.697 billion Nukkers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manitoulin. The average income tax rate is 25.5%.

The strong Nuukkean economy, worth 407 trillion gold bars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,846 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

A firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuukke's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is any and all religions.

Nuukke is ranked 178,341^st in the world and 1^st in Apple for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 375.69 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.