The Republic of NukeLoP is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.273 billion NukeLoPians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant NukeLoPian economy, worth 16.6 trillion Bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 13,073 Bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and Leader has just been declared ruler of NukeLoP in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NukeLoP's national animal is the Radioactive Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NukeLoP is ranked 143,892^nd in the world and 3^rd in Canopy Command for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 964.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.