The Colony of Nubibia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur and King Ouranos with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.725 billion Nubibians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nubibia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The all-consuming Nubibian economy, worth 166 trillion Nubibian pilas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 96,466 Nubibian pilas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 381,871 per year while the poor average 16,477, a ratio of 23.2 to 1.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, Nubibia's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and blood isn't quite as thick as it used to be. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nubibia's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nubibia is ranked 88,183^rd in the world and 10^th in Sky Haven for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.57 percentage of bribes refused.