The Republic of Nuars is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.15 billion Nuarsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmes. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuarsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Pessetas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 264,295 Pessetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and losing your sock key may require surgical intervention. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuars's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nuars is ranked 1,517^th in the world and 3^rd in Solidaritat for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,675.66 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.