The Watchfires of NTN is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working, devout population of 18.204 billion NTNians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The NTNian economy, worth 960 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,761 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NTN's national animal is the Laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

NTN is ranked 92,157^th in the world and 1^st in New Terra Nova for Safest, scoring 85.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.