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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,637th
The Colony of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Nothing will work unless you do.
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Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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NPO Farmer Vylixan IX

Population8.223 billion

CurrencyPacific Guilder
AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Colony of NPO Farmer Vylixan IX is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.223 billion NPO Farmer Vylixan IXians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The NPO Farmer Vylixan IXian economy, worth 433 trillion Pacific Guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,698 Pacific Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, the NPO Farmer Vylixan IXian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NPO Farmer Vylixan IX's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NPO Farmer Vylixan IX is ranked 102,317th in the world and 6th in Card Captor Pacifica for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,387.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,637th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, the NPO Farmer Vylixan IXian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, the government spends millions of Pacific Guilders every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, warning signs caution NPO Farmer Vylixan IXians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
  • : Following new legislation in NPO Farmer Vylixan IX, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.

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