The Republic of Nowhere Nobody is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 245 million Nowhere Nobodyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nowhere Nobodyian economy, worth 10.2 trillion petal 2lps a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 41,459 petal 2lps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All facts are created equal, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, childish pranks are no laughing matter, and 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nowhere Nobody's national animal is the piggy smallz.

Nowhere Nobody is ranked 148,207^th in the world and 37^th in eternal sunshine for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 394.29 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.