The Conflicting information of Not a New Charles Puppet is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 948 million Not a New Charles Puppetians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Not a New Charles Puppetian economy, worth 109 trillion Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,004 Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 378,384 per year while the poor average 26,192, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

The fattest folk in Not a New Charles Puppet look to be the happiest ones, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not a New Charles Puppet's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Not a New Charles Puppet is ranked 275,363^rd in the world and 191^st in Charleslandia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.