The Non Holy republic of Not a Dictatorship Yet is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Dick Richardson with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.858 billion Goobers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobertown. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Not a Dictatorship Yetian economy, worth 592 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 153,482 Robuxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, and spies caught in Not a Dictatorship Yet are never heard from again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not a Dictatorship Yet's national animal is the Slippery Dick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Not a Dictatorship Yet is ranked 50,033^rd in the world and 2,826^th in Balder for Most Corrupt Governments, with 39.58 kickbacks per hour.