The Commonwealth of Not-a-spy 9 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 551 million Not-a-spy 9ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Not-a-spy 9ian economy, worth 21.6 trillion Oranges a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,283 Oranges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, heavily-laden pregnant women are told they can manage, and newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Not-a-spy 9's national animal is the Eastern box turtle.

Not-a-spy 9 is ranked 260,421^st in the world and 251^st in Charleslandia for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,283.65 Standard Monetary Units.