The United Duchies of Noryfros is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Aughe II Zhya o'sh Kermaluxa with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.445 billion Noryfrosians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kigakoi. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Noryfrosian economy, worth 803 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 107,891 Moneik'rs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, military spending recently hit a new high, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook, and saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noryfros's national animal is the moose, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Children of Kat'herina.

Noryfros is ranked 16,695^th in the world and 5^th in Zero for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 80.3 Effective Tax Rate.