The Land of the Midnight Sun of Northuldra is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by First Minister Theophilus Best with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 14.658 billion Northuldrans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arendelle. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Northuldran economy, worth 943 trillion euromarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,334 euromarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, First Minister Theophilus Best can cry on demand, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northuldra's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is New Avalon Catholic Church.

Northuldra is ranked 204,065^th in the world and 5^th in Krasnaya for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.