The Intergalactic Empire of Northern galaxy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Galaxial emperor with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.037 billion Northern galaxyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The central space station. The average income tax rate is 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern galaxyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion Extraterrestrial coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,922 Extraterrestrial coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, and families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Northern galaxy's national animal is the Alien of planet 88b, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Galaxy way.

Northern galaxy is ranked 71,917^th in the world and 6^th in Rocky Taiga Two Electric Boogaloo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.79 law-abiding acts per hour.