The Euprarian State of Lotoslovalkia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 563 million Lotoslovalkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austenford. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lotoslovalkian economy, worth 28.1 trillion Kavets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,834 Kavets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, the government is interviewing for thousands of 'Religious Censor' positions, employers are never quite sure if graduates' qualifications have any merit or meaning, and it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lotoslovalkia's national animal is the Mourning Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lotoslovalkia is ranked 245,613^th in the world and 126^th in The Western Isles for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.93 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.