The Commonwealth of Northeast Utopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.899 billion Northeast Utopians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Northeast Utopian economy, worth 112 trillion Monetary Units a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 38,871 Monetary Units, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,528 per year while the poor average 2,436, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Northeast Utopia's national animal is the Northern Utopian Penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Northeast Utopia is ranked 248,829^th in the world and 4^th in Emmeria for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 541.84 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.