The Duds of North Blimba is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Z the Bananamama with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.792 billion North Blimbans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suffragelrogk City. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The strong North Blimban economy, worth 201 trillion Humbahts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,128 Humbahts, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, male tourists tend to be fearful of North Blimba's deadly femme fatales, Queen Z the Bananamama's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Blimba's national animal is the Striped Zemu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Specialmamaist.

North Blimba is ranked 46,616^th in the world and 9^th in The Dudlands for Safest, scoring 104.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.