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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 7thBest Weather: 25th
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NormanJackson

Population27.274 billion

CapitalT'e Old'e Town
LeaderSupreme Master Overlord for All Time
FaithRomanism

Currencygold bar
Animalparish priest

The Spiritual Community of NormanJackson is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Master Overlord for All Time with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.274 billion faithfuls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T'e Old'e Town. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient so faithful economy, worth a remarkable 5,011 trillion gold bars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Basket Weaving industry. Average income is an impressive 183,728 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Countless government officials are accused of espionage, people who are too good at riffle shuffling get disappeared by the secret police, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and citizens have voted the song "Supreme Master Overlord for All Time Smells Like A Parish Priest" as their new national anthem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. NormanJackson's national animal is the parish priest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romanism.

NormanJackson is ranked 577th in the world and 4th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 190.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5thMost Devout: 7thBest Weather: 25thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 41stMost Conservative: 71stMost Corrupt Governments: 87thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 182ndLowest Crime Rates: 577thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 770thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,593rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4,369thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,835thLargest Populations: 5,845thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,511thLargest Governments: 8,723rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 20,997thMost Efficient Economies: 21,704thMost Extreme: 25,609th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 58th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 102nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, citizens have voted the song "Supreme Master Overlord for All Time Smells Like A Parish Priest" as their new national anthem.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, people who are too good at riffle shuffling get disappeared by the secret police.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, nobility is the world's oldest profession.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, television executives are interested in turning Supreme Master Overlord for All Time's zany home life into a sitcom.
  • : Following new legislation in NormanJackson, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library.

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