The Armed Republic of Noobbia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by JaydenDNoob with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.581 billion Noobbians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Busō City. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noobbian economy, worth 318 trillion Noobbia Yuens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,307 Noobbia Yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Ride-sharing often involves some passengers sitting on the roof rack, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and greenhouses are regularly raided by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noobbia's national animal is the Gubby, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Noobbia is ranked 41,742^nd in the world and 333^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 123,307.96 Standard Monetary Units.