The Republic of Noob5 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 3.04 billion Noob5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Noob5ian economy, worth 233 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,699 Noobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, and Noob5ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob5's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob5 is ranked 23,885^th in the world and 3^rd in Noob for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,037.05 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.