The Republic of Noob23 is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.017 billion Noob23ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.8%.

The very strong Noob23ian economy, worth 199 trillion Noobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,200 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, you're only as old as you feel, and people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob23's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob23 is ranked 28,544^th in the world and 6^th in Noob for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,756.87 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.