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The Republic of Noob21 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.073 billion Noob21ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.8%.
The powerhouse Noob21ian economy, worth 203 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,130 Noobs, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.
100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, protests are illegal, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Noob21 City to enjoy their national art, and Noobs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob21's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Noob21 is ranked 67,197th in the world and 14th in Noob for Most Developed, scoring 71.92 on the Human Development Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Noob21, Noobs with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Noob21 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Noob21, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Noob21 City to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Noob21, protests are illegal.
- : Noob21 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Noob21, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Noob21, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe.
- : Noob21 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Following new legislation in Noob21, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Noob21, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
