The Republic of Noob21 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.925 billion Noob21ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The thriving Noob21ian economy, worth 191 trillion Noobs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,561 Noobs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 219,667 per year while the poor average 14,532, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob21's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob21 is ranked 239,858^th in the world and 17^th in Noob for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.