The Republic of Noob16 is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 3.017 billion Noob16ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The powerhouse Noob16ian economy, worth 233 trillion Noobs a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,418 Noobs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and treason is relative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noob16's national animal is the Noob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noob16 is ranked 261,498^th in the world and 16^th in Noob for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,012.78 Standard Monetary Units.