The Queendom of NoNations is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.599 billion NoNationsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient NoNationsian economy, worth 109 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,231 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the NoNationsian language, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NoNations's national animal is the eagle.

NoNations is ranked 212,088^th in the world and 3^rd in Nations That do not Exist for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,476.16 Standard Monetary Units.