The Luminous Realm of Nolrem is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, lack of airports, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.119 billion Nols are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 51.8%.

The powerhouse Nol economy, worth 322 trillion Coins a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,329 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Sometimes a single pallbearer is all you need, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and blocks empty out when a Bigtopian family moves in down the road. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nolrem's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nolrem is ranked 119,269^th in the world and 588^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,206.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.