|Capital||Second Best Capital City|
|Leader||Second Best Leader|
|Faith||Second Best Religion|
|Currency||second best currency|
|Animal||second best animal|
The Second Most Overvalued Card of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.774 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best Capital City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,023 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 298,655 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,770,377 per year while the poor average 3,031, a ratio of 913 to 1.
Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of second best animals and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Noahs Second Country's radio stations, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Second Best Religion.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Noahs Second Country altered its national flag.
- : Noahs Second Country altered its national flag.
- : Noahs Second Country altered its national flag.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Lucky Green Republic of The Sansvich.
- : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Democratic Monarchy of Batatoland Empire.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Republic of Theunasia.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Austria of New Chilokver.
- : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Kargestan.
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