by Max Barry

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Noahs Second Country was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 320
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 9thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th
The Second Best of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
#2 on NationStates
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Noahs Second Country

Population7.796 billion

CapitalSoops MV Crash Site
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.796 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soops MV Crash Site. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,563 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 328,770 second best currencies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", and distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 10,400th in the world and 552nd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 92.6 Atheism Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 9thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34thRudest Citizens: 47thHighest Crime Rates: 104thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 133rdMost Influential: 139thMost Armed: 142ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 158thFattest Citizens: 187thLargest Retail Industry: 216thMost Avoided: 279thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 299thLargest Gambling Industry: 305thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 390thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 416thHighest Disposable Incomes: 489thMost Rebellious Youth: 638thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 870thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,210thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,345thHighest Average Incomes: 1,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,610thLargest Mining Sector: 1,653rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,908thHighest Drug Use: 1,977thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,443rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,474thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,057thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,439thHighest Economic Output: 5,472ndMost Cultured: 6,724thMost Secular: 10,400thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,583rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,958thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,108thMost Politically Free: 14,309thMost Pro-Market: 16,040thLargest Black Market: 16,118thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,397thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,429thMost Extreme: 16,976thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,765thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,144th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 118th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Politically Free: 125th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 159th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 254th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 270th in the regionMost Extreme: 287th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 317th in the regionMost Cultured: 341st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 541st in the regionMost Secular: 552nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 553rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 612th in the regionLargest Populations: 673rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 830th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 836th in the regionMost Stationary: 985th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Noahs Second Country was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Gypsy Gems of Grayskull.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes".
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Noahs Second Country voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Noahs Second Country was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Noahs Second Country, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 693 » Destructive Government Endorsing System, Shibutani, Cors Evia, Pallaith, Siwale, Empy, El Fiji Grande, Arimbia, Alice Gardens, Blackphir, Fascist Democracy, Diodone, Chukstik Illahi, Azzarel, Antiyard, Dicko, East Wushen, Territorio di Nessuno, Central Ryal, Trillius, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Sunto, Kwaj, Ethnon, Sundred, Choistan, Acrabinnia, Prydania, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Free Culture, Detrivania, Notyoutopia, Dreadton, David Davidson, Frances Francis the First of France, Dopeland420, Esplandia, French Bananastan, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sil Dorsett, Abiswashyo-bhumi, 1 very fast endotarter, Steampunk Ariel, Loutsland, Cinnibar, Holy Oranz, Itallitopia, and 643 others.Gilakistan, Montarc, Lnua, Habanan, Newpromisedland, Kasazzastan, Dar es Saalam, Minuda, Daiz, Manticore utopia, Napnomadia, Zokk, Necromonia, Marmiedon, Humptalumpta, Zumlandia, Holy Marcus Empire, Western Vapia, New us ville, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Discipled, Orenmark, Wilkshire, Island States of Skelldia, Yaorozu, Joodey, Partax, Soviet Terran, Virillum, Lemonbiscuits, United States of Medford, The English Alliance, Yemet, Pradovnia, Walter Jackson, Malta Comino Gozo, United States of Americanas, Old Emporia, Vincone Cae, Moanapo, Iudaeah, The Windmilluminati, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Most Freedom Ever, The Iron Lions, Republic of New Atlantis, Wooleystan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Valhalla123, Kelvaros Prime, Aeolist, Unsophisticate, Maroon Peak, Vexilia, Phoronu, Ice and Tinian, LostLegion, Phualand, SirHardHead, Yukti, Saint Alaric, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, SORT, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Former English Colony, The AP Republic, Fizban, Selfgradatude, Potatolandium, Viridiann, PlanetPunk, Tarr-Nation, The Austro Germanic Union, Nordic-British Union, Panama Coalition, The Rhein States, Cloydicia, Pauliestien, Votak Matim, Neo Colorado, Shadowrik, Solmetria, Orado, Novaray, NationTownState, Dylanana, Felpolandia, Karazan, United 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