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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 11thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th
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Noahs Second Country

Population7.326 billion

CapitalSoops MV Crash Site
Faithabusing the anti-abuse system

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Best of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Noah with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.326 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soops MV Crash Site. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,350 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 320,902 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,977,750 per year while the poor average 3,244, a ratio of 917 to 1.

It is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, concussed second best animalball players cannot remember their lineup position, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is abusing the anti-abuse system.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 209,758th in the world and 10,271st in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 1.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndNudest: 11thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34thRudest Citizens: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 119thMost Influential: 131stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 152ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 156thMost Armed: 156thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 168thFattest Citizens: 213thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 231stLargest Retail Industry: 234thLargest Gambling Industry: 278thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 292ndMost Avoided: 310thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 398thHighest Disposable Incomes: 549thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 596thMost Rebellious Youth: 773rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 842ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,202ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,336thLargest Mining Sector: 1,544thHighest Average Incomes: 1,586thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,706thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,218thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,273rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,544thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,536thMost Efficient Economies: 4,038thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,574thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,786thHighest Economic Output: 5,963rdMost Cultured: 8,066thTop
Most Pro-Market: 10,742ndMost Politically Free: 11,057thMost Secular: 11,203rdHighest Drug Use: 11,317thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,543rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,760thMost Extreme: 12,988thLargest Black Market: 15,081stSmartest Citizens: 15,287thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,335thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,642nd
Nudest: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionMost Politically Free: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 107th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 139th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 166th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 214th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 230th in the regionMost Extreme: 240th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 262nd in the regionMost Cultured: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 429th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 535th in the regionMost Secular: 608th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 646th in the regionLargest Populations: 686th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 799th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 800th in the region

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