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Most Valuable International Artwork: 41stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46thRudest Citizens: 78th
The Second Most Overvalued Card of
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Noahs Second Country

Population6.774 billion

CapitalSecond Best Capital City
LeaderSecond Best Leader
FaithSecond Best Religion

Currencysecond best currency
Animalsecond best animal

The Second Most Overvalued Card of Noahs Second Country is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Second Best Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.774 billion second best citizens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Second Best Capital City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient second best economy, worth a remarkable 2,023 trillion second best currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 298,655 second best currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,770,377 per year while the poor average 3,031, a ratio of 913 to 1.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of second best animals and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Noahs Second Country's radio stations, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Noahs Second Country's national animal is the second best animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Second Best Religion.

Noahs Second Country is ranked 673rd in the world and 24th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 298,655.44 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 41stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 46thRudest Citizens: 78thHighest Crime Rates: 143rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 159thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 181stMost Armed: 187thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rdMost Influential: 206thFattest Citizens: 237thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 285thLargest Retail Industry: 314thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 317thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 336thMost Avoided: 360thLargest Gambling Industry: 362ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 491stHighest Disposable Incomes: 673rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 838thMost Rebellious Youth: 951stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,264thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,332ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,667thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,995thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,413thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,934thHighest Drug Use: 2,997thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,817thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,698thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,050thHighest Economic Output: 6,842ndNudest: 8,011thMost Politically Free: 8,488thMost Pro-Market: 9,001stTop
Most Cultured: 10,368thMost Secular: 10,730thMost Extreme: 11,258thMost Efficient Economies: 11,285thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,467thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,584thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,378thLargest Black Market: 15,093rdSmartest Citizens: 18,224th
Rudest Citizens: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 69th in the regionMost Politically Free: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 111th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 112th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 115th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 121st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 172nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 202nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 234th in the regionNudest: 268th in the regionMost Extreme: 346th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 474th in the regionMost Cultured: 496th in the regionLargest Black Market: 499th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 530th in the regionMost Secular: 561st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 579th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 727th in the regionLargest Populations: 749th in the region

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