The Watchfires of NLF is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 19.712 billion NLFians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 26.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong NLFian economy, worth a remarkable 1,204 trillion $$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,124 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and endangered species are effective hostages against the NLFian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NLF's national animal is the laughing swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

NLF is ranked 93,332^nd in the world and 1^st in National Liberation Front for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 269.36 on the Clooney Contribution Index.