The Trans-Dimensional Ecumene of Ninjitsutopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Avro Amethyst with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.223 billion citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mysteria Planitia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient tsutopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,312 trillion platinum pieces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 394,330 platinum pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rogue nations are placing suspiciously large bulk orders for student laptops, no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units. Crime is totally unknown. Ninjitsutopia's national animal is the crocodile homunculus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg-Weir.

Ninjitsutopia is ranked 331,970^th in the world and 17^th in Haiku for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -36.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.