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Nudest: 27thHighest Drug Use: 441stHighest Crime Rates: 1,535th
The Maniacal Villainous Spector of
Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians
You can only save those who want to be saved
Morro - Sinful Warden of Souls
Influence
Hegemony
Governor
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ninjago Morro

Population3.621 billion

CapitalThe Well of the Lost
LeaderMorro - Sinful Warden of Souls
FaithWrath of the Sinful

CurrencyChaorons Coin
AnimalThe Morro Dragon

The Maniacal Villainous Spector of Ninjago Morro is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Morro - Sinful Warden of Souls with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.621 billion Cursed Souls enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Well of the Lost. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cursed economy, worth 340 trillion Chaorons Coins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 93,922 Chaorons Coins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 555,072 per year while the poor average 7,351, a ratio of 75.5 to 1.

It is said that a Cursed woman's work is never done, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, land owners find the earth being pulled out from under them, and atheists on vacation find Wrath of the Sinful's scriptures make useful doorstops. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ninjago Morro's national animal is the The Morro Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wrath of the Sinful.

Ninjago Morro is ranked 163,207th in the world and 1st in The Cursed Realm for Largest Populations, with 3.62 billion capita.

Top
1%
Nudest: 27thHighest Drug Use: 441stHighest Crime Rates: 1,535thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,645thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,181stMost Avoided: 3,014thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 3,353rdMost Armed: 6,544thRudest Citizens: 6,802ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,562ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,694thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,411thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,830thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,982ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,593rdTop
10%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 16,336thLargest Gambling Industry: 29,305thMost Pro-Market: 30,403rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31,412thMost Inclusive: 31,739thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31,740th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Ninjago Morro was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Ninjago Morro lodged a message on the Ninjago Regional Message Board.

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