The Colony of NFAP33 is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.785 billion NFAP33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient NFAP33ian economy, worth 482 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,974 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. NFAP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

NFAP33 is ranked 71,797^th in the world and 1^st in New Found Axis Powers for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,738.31 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.