The Republic of New Wolverine is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.196 billion New Wolverineans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The strong New Wolverinean economy, worth 81.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 68,321 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. New Wolverine's national animal is the wolverine.

New Wolverine is ranked 207,525^th in the world and 2^nd in Yukon for Safest, scoring 56.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.