The United States of Boston Mass is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Bradford Anderson with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.154 billion Boston Massians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frannington. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Boston Massian economy, worth a remarkable 1,483 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 241,031 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', citizens must pay to enjoy Boston Mass's pristine beaches, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, and unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Boston Mass's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Science.

Boston Mass is ranked 16,248^th in the world and 786^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,622.18 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.