Population | 14.264 billion |
Capital | Airstrip One |
Leader | The Shepherd |
Currency | credit |
Animal | Meerkat |
The Technocracy States of Azzarel is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Shepherd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.264 billion Azzas are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 31.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Azza economy, worth a remarkable 4,627 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 324,445 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azzarel's national animal is the Meerkat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Azzarel is ranked 1,397th in the world and 68th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 905.1 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
- : Azzarel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Azzarel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, reports of arson have doubled since the introduction of a privatised fire protection service.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Azzas's kindness.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
- : Following new legislation in Azzarel, there's a mortuary next to every Azza restaurant.
World Assembly
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