The Nuclear Democrats of New Lanous is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bilkal with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.234 billion Lanternouintis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navgyt. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Defto economy, worth 249 trillion Rangoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,705 Rangoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lanous's national animal is the Mutated Ibex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hindianity.

New Lanous is ranked 111,430^th in the world and 3^rd in Southwest Atlantic for Safest, scoring 78.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.