The Collective Republic of Kyrizstanislav is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Nikita Alahomorov with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.76 billion Collective Workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grazboroniki. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Collective economy, worth a remarkable 7,753 trillion party-approved credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 392,373 party-approved credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Collective military, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrizstanislav's national animal is the Armored Kyrizstanislavi Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ██████████████.

Kyrizstanislav is ranked 288,376^th in the world and 848^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Food Quality, scoring 3.79 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.