The Kingdom of New Illyria is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.26 billion New Illyrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 8.4%.

The large but inefficient New Illyrian economy, worth 292 trillion kroner a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,298 kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Illyria's national animal is the eagle.

New Illyria is ranked 150,375^th in the world and 1^st in Illyria for Safest, scoring 61.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.