The Protectorate of New Deltino is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.985 billion Deltinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The strong Deltinian economy, worth 670 trillion New Creeperian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 67,109 New Creeperian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,417 per year while the poor average 9,014, a ratio of 33.9 to 1.

There's a bright dawn ahead for New Deltino, citizens must pay to enjoy New Deltino's pristine beaches, business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace, and anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. New Deltino's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

New Deltino is ranked 183,926^th in the world and 7,147^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 52.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.