The Physical Area of New Borginia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Godot with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.986 billion Gigachads hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Johns Creek. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Borginian economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion Standard Monetary Units a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,035 Standard Monetary Units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers, theories that hold water are considered to have failed, woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats, and crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Borginia's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Basedism.

New Borginia is ranked 27,207^th in the world and 2^nd in Non Aligned Territories Office for Highest Average Incomes, with 147,035.61 Standard Monetary Units.