The Mountain Peaks of Neptunite Junimos is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.738 billion Neptunite Junimosians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.
The strong Neptunite Junimosian economy, worth 684 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,510 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neptunite Junimos's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Neptunite Junimos is ranked 100,105th in the world and 3rd in Blue Ridge for Largest Populations, with 7.74 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Neptunite Junimos's influence in Blue Ridge rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunite Junimos, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunite Junimos, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunite Junimos, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunite Junimos, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunite Junimos, the Neptunite Junimos City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative.
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Neptunite Junimos's influence in Blue Ridge rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunite Junimos, you're only as old as you feel.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunite Junimos, a historic rise in the minimum wage has crushed the economy with inflation.
- : Following new legislation in
Neptunite Junimos, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.




















