The Remnants of old glories of Neonian Imperium is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Dearest Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.766 billion Neonian Imperiumians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NeoN 2018. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.4%.

The thriving Neonian Imperiumian economy, worth 120 trillion NeoNs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 68,136 NeoNs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 319,881 per year while the poor average 8,644, a ratio of 37.0 to 1.

Caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Neonian Imperium, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neonian Imperium's national animal is the Cat-Kind, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mechanielism.

Neonian Imperium is ranked 121,117^th in the world and 5^th in Neonian Empire for Safest, scoring 73.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.