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Rudest Citizens: 2,403rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,013thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,395th
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Staaaaay Fresh Off The Hook! Chaos Within Order!
Influence
Ambassador
Minister of the National Survey
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Neo Splatoonia

Population1.36 billion

CapitalInkopolis
LeaderDJ IkagÍso ScampÔ

Currencysuper sea snail
AnimalGreat Zapfish

The Most Serene Republic of Neo Splatoonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.36 billion Inklings and Octarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Splatooned economy, worth 207 trillion super sea snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 152,742 super sea snails, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, the comic book series 'DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neo Splatoonia's national animal is the Great Zapfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neo Splatoonia is ranked 74,778th in the world and 14th in The Vincence Empire for Highest Economic Output, with 207 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,403rdTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,013thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,395thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,573rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,984thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,003rdNudest: 7,945thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,994thMost Armed: 9,060thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,575thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,673rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,010thTop
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Most Devout: 12,613thHighest Average Incomes: 13,608thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,314thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,678thMost Efficient Economies: 15,962ndMost Inclusive: 17,814thLargest Black Market: 18,165thHighest Drug Use: 19,718thMost Avoided: 20,894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,651stMost Cultured: 22,779thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24,127th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo Splatoonia's influence in The Vincence Empire fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Neo Splatoonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, the comic book series 'DJ IkagÍso ScampÔ and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Splatoonia, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.

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