The Old tired defender puppet of Neis is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.587 billion Neisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 58.7%.

The powerhouse Neisian economy, worth 826 trillion Frost Cheks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,901 Frost Cheks, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism, Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neis's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neis is ranked 256,571^st in the world and 34^th in HC Republic for Highest Food Quality, scoring 7.27 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.