The Todorkhoigüi Baidal of Nebolshiye Khizhiny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gubernator Somnitel'nyy Yane Znayu with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 18.063 billion Zhiteli are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Public Transport, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zadavat'sya Voprosom. The average income tax rate is 54.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Zhitel' economy, worth 414 trillion Obolochkas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,974 Obolochkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, airport security is provided by private companies, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nebolshiye Khizhiny's national animal is the Ustritsa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nebolshiye Khizhiny is ranked 38,851^st in the world and 146^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 105.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.