The Republic of ND talker 1 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kool-Aid Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.54 billion ND talker 1ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wall. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.7%.

The powerhouse ND talker 1ian economy, worth 135 trillion Lives a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,152 Lives, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 300,886 per year while the poor average 19,004, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

They unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, only those who apply can study applied maths, and five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ND talker 1's national animal is the Devil Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is breakism.

ND talker 1 is ranked 181,398^th in the world and 23^rd in New Deathland Storage for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 84.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.