The 🇬🇧Epic Recruitment Nation of Nations1 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 3.891 billion Nations1ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Nations1ian economy, worth 193 trillion your moms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,723 your moms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and Your Dad is one of the most popular forenames in Nations1. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Nations1's national animal is the your dad.

Nations1 is ranked 105,625^th in the world and 9^th in The Frontier of Brittania for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,851.41 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.