The Sultanate of Nasrad is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.836 billion Nasradians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 15.5%.

The strong Nasradian economy, worth 159 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 56,210 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet, the fattest folk in Nasrad look to be the happiest ones, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink, and saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nasrad's national animal is the Peacock, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nasrad is ranked 134,561^st in the world and 1^st in Nasr for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,733.95 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.