The Regime of Narn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kha'Ri with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and soft-spoken computers. The democratic population of 29.61 billion Narns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of G'Khamazad. The average income tax rate is 53.7%.

The very strong Narnish economy, worth a remarkable 2,531 trillion bloodstones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 85,496 bloodstones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narn's national animal is the on'vik, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is prophetic worship.

Narn is ranked 28,024^th in the world and 2^nd in The Democratic Commonwealth for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,766.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.