The Pirzdavorian Ally of Napiari is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.35 billion Napiarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napia. The average income tax rate is 27.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Napiarian economy, worth 334 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 99,811 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime is totally unknown. Napiari's national animal is the Baboon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Napiari is ranked 124,624^th in the world and 27^th in Vristic for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,737.42 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.