The Republic of Najeriya is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.168 billion Najeriyans enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The thriving Najeriyan economy, worth 559 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 61,049 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,196 per year while the poor average 13,667, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Najeriya's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Najeriya is ranked 160,170^th in the world and 1^st in the Republic of Nigeria for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.