The Kingdom of Nagarjuna is a large, pleasant nation, renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 116 million Nagarjunans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The Nagarjunan economy, worth 5.86 trillion dhammas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 50,520 dhammas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagarjuna's national animal is the garuda, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nagarjuna is ranked 134,053^rd in the world and 1^st in The Multiversal Tavern for Nicest Citizens, with 13 average smiles per day.