The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.702 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,011 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 526,733 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,581,144 per year while the poor average 28,302, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Modern Nadir Dystopian art is so hot right now, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, and many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 19,582^nd in the world and 1,057^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,260.06 on the Gilded Widget Scale.